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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Waking up to eat Fruit Loops for breakfast with my dad. When there were only two loops left, my dad left to go to work so I ate one loop and left the other. 

Kamp Krusty

Lisa: “I feel like I’m gonna die, Bart.”

Bart: “We’re all gonna die, Lis’.”

Lisa: “I meant soon.”

Bart: “So did I.”